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You wanted it, you got it, motherfuckers! Sorry for the salty language, but this blood-soaked, full-length red band trailer for Deadpool has us feeling all giddy and inappropriate. Ryan Reynolds teased us earlier this week in a luscious leather chair while holding a distinguished pipe and promised the meaty visual we’ve been salivating for since Comic-Con International would arrive by morning. But now it looks like the aforementioned chimichanga is being served ahead of schedule—if anything you’ve been waiting impatiently three weeks for can be considered early, that is! Deadpool is a Marvel creation, but this sure isn't a Disney property. Fox wants you to know it's got all that R-rated goodness you've been craving in a superhero movie, brought to you by the always mouthy and always game Ryan "The Ultimate Body" Reynolds. Sex, guns, massive head wounds, nudity, blood spatter, Salt-N-Pepa, katanas, Gina Carano and more are all here for your viewing pleasure. Between this and Suicide Squad, 2016 is going to be the breakout year for hard living antiheroes. It’s about damn time.
Pause at: 0:40 for the former Daario Naharis. Gina Carano at 0:44. (We've missed you!) There’s a hole in Deadpool at 1:38. It’s going to be this kind of movie at 1:40. Wade has a Colossus problem at 1:51. Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead at 1:52. Very R-rated at 2:17.
Song: Salt-N-Pepa, "Shoop" and DMX, "X Gon’ Give It To Ya"
Essential Quote: "[Inhales gun smoke] I'm touching myself tonight."—Deadpool/Wade Wilson (Reynolds)
The Totally NSFW Deadpool Trailer Is Finally Here
The trailer for the very R-rated comic flick is finally here!
