15 Hilariously Bad Designs for Everyday Objects

How can an object be incredibly, exquisitely, perfectly designed--and also a colossal pain to use? Here's how.

How can an object be incredibly, exquisitely, perfectly designed--and a colossal pain in the ass to use?

That's precisely what Katerina Kamprani shows us with "The Uncomfortable," a collection of familiar household objects rendered aggravatingly unusable with a few simple adjustments. The ranks include open-toed rain boots, a pitcher that pours back into itself, and a button as thick as thumb.

Kamprani, a designer and architect in Athens, creates the objects with 3D rendering software. Her first stubborn creation was a closet with doors that opened inward.

The conceit is clever enough on its own, but Kamprani's poetic execution is what makes the project so great. Each object stays largely faithful to the materials and forms of the original; typically there's just one deft change that sends its utility flying out the window.

A perfectly imperfect cookie.

Image: Katerina Kamprani

Kamprani starts by recreating the steps it takes to use an object, isolating a single interaction to sabotage. She consults with friends and draws sketches, auditioning a variety of tweaks and transformations until she's found just the right one. "I know an idea is good when it is so ridiculous I even surprise myself," she says.

In each case, there's a real elegance to the inefficiency Kamprani conjures up. The humble Oreo is a triumph of cookie design, and we owe a debt of gratitude to its inventor. But it takes an equally incisive mind to see how thoroughly you can screw the whole thing up just by inverting the ingredients.

You could say that Kamprani's the best terrible designer anywhere on the planet. There is, however, one product she hasn't been able to subvert. "I try and try and think again and again, but I still haven't thought of an idea that will make me laugh," she says.

That elusive object for which the Eureka moment--or at least Kamprani's bizarro brand of it--has never arrived? The light bulb.

Hat tip: Kottke